Is this for real?

I sent this to my brother saying:

TAKE THREE MINUTES TO SEE WHAT I'M LEARNING IN MEDICAL SCHOOL.

IT IS SOOOO INTERESTING

He wrote back saying:

Max, the C3Ab2A anaflotoxin protease inhibitor compliment complex was so fucking cool. I couldn't believe the cylindrical antigen aggregated antibody activation by cross protealyzis on the labile pholyester!! My peptide fragments are totally fucking fragmented. Whoaa.

I responded:

Ben,

Yes. I think that you are suffering from an autosomal recessive disease called phagocytoseme where the alleles responsible for producing protein C1 have a missense mutation causing constitutive activation of the C3 convertase and you have been accumulating C3-dirty-b all over your cell membranes since you were born. This explains your constant desire to clean yourself, because C3-dirty-b also activates the cleanme region of the superior portion of the anterior inferior large cortex. Clinical trials have shown that the only treatment for this disease has been consistent mud baths until the patient acquires an adaptive immune response to being dirty.

I'll treat you in October when you come to LA.